Jemaine's got it going on.

Brian took a last minute flight to Sacramento yesterday to surprise his mom for her 60th birthday. They had dim sum earlier today and are currently at an indian casino having a blast. Isn't it nice to fly somewhere last minute for family or someone dear because you want to, not because you have to? Brian's boss almost cried when he told her what his plans were this weekend. She said she only hears of people going away last minute these days because someone died or is sick. I think she's inspired.

Meanwhile back on the east coast, I gave Rex Manning a bath so now he doesn't smell like an asshole. We're going to stay in tonight and watch "Into the Wild".